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| OMG! Hawthorne Heights are so Punk RAWK!
Oh...oh...wait, nevermind...
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| GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
NICKY:
I'll say.
GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!
NICKY:
Happy?!
GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!
GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!
D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
NICKY:
Yeah...
GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
NICKY:
Sure!
GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!
NICKY:
You bet!
GARY COLEMAN:
That's...
GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!
NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?
GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!
NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!
GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!
NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!
GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!
NICKY:
Watching actors never reach
GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us,
and that makes them feel great.
NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!
GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!
GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E! | | |
| Alright, so I understand how some people are retarded with names. I even understand how said people would get even more confused with my name.
The biggest part of my job in answering phone calls for the dealership. Now, all of us who answer the phone have a little rehearsed line that we must answer it with, which goes like this, "Schaumburg Audi, this is Jacleen speaking. How may I direct your call?" As you see, I say my name in this little intro, and because I was hired for the job based on the fact that I spoke clearly, I think I do a good job of letting people know how my name sounds.
Unfortunately, this doesn't work, and people invent names for me. Here is a shorthand list of what people have called me.
-Jackie (Closest I suppose)
-Jaclyn
-Jocelyn
-Jessie
-Jasmine
-Janie
-Jane
and today...
-Nina
What the fuck? | | |
| [20:09] The Greekness26: whats up?
[20:09] frostem912: nm
[20:09] frostem912: trying out that myheritage thing again with a younger pic of me
[20:09] The Greekness26: I got good answers
[20:10] frostem912: mine are all weird
[20:10] frostem912: i got a nazi propoganda film maker
[20:10] frostem912: but she's pretty
[20:10] frostem912: so no arguments
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| So... I haven't been on Xanga in a while... I only remembered it exists because this guy who was teaching me some guitar the other night mentioned that Xanga is the only online blog slash profile thing he has.
So quick update slash what I've learned:
I'm at Mormon School
It was negative 8 this morning
Valentine's Day didn't suck as hard as I knew it would
Boning is cool (like in dresses, kids, not the other kind)
Oprah is cool sometimes
Best way to scare a girl away is with rap lyrics sent via text messages
(ex: "can i get a ride?" "no!" ""come on nigga why?!" "cause you a ho!")
I bought a guitar on eBay today
Spending time around people you dated for 6 months is awkward
Spending time around their friends isn't awkward
Latin Dancing can be fun
Dirty Dancing is funner
Fighting cage + Love Sacs + Halo = awesome
California boys can be whores (I should have known that)
Large boobs get too much attention from roommates
Being hot can get you a guitar lesson
and
Pointing out someone you don't know in your apartment as "hot girl from other apartment" is flattering.
<3
Mormie | | |
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